CHEESY
SPACE
SHIT

EST. 1997 • THE FINEST IN INTERGALACTIC KITSCH

The Hall of Fame

Plastic glow-in-the-dark spaceship model from 1997

Captain Nebula's Plastic Cruiser

12-inch rubbery spaceship with real light-up laser sounds. Smells faintly of cheese.

$19.97
Rubber alien mask with googly eyes

Galactic Goon Mask

One-size-fits-all rubber alien head. Perfect for terrifying your mom at dinner.

$14.97
Vibrant 90s space poster with planets

Neon Nebula Poster

24x36" poster that glows under blacklight. Includes free glow-in-the-dark stickers.

$9.97

The Official Cheezy Shop

Every item hand-selected from the finest dollar stores and late-night infomercials of 1997. All products come with a free packet of space dust (real glitter).

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