OFFICIAL CIVIC DOCUMENT • 1997

Welcome to
EternalNet

Your official afterlife internet service provider. Reliable soul routing since 1997.

Activate Your Connection

Included Services

Every soul receives the following upon crossing. All services are maintained by the Department of Eternal Connectivity.

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Infinite Bandwidth

Unlimited upstream and downstream throughput across all nine planes. No throttling in the void.

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Soul Routing

Direct, encrypted passage to any registered afterlife address with 99.97% uptime.

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Memory Archive

Secure, searchable storage of earthly memories with lifetime retention guarantee.

Your Account Details

Upon arrival you will receive a unique Soul ID. Keep this identifier safe; it cannot be reissued.

SOUL ID FORMAT
ET-XXXX-XXXX
DEFAULT PLAN
ETHEREAL

Activate Your Eternal Connection

Complete the form below to receive your Soul ID and begin service immediately upon crossing.