1997.
Still single.

The only dating service built exclusively for the men and women who made the Valley but never quite made it out of the office.

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Current Listings • 17 profiles

SWM, 6'1", Cupertino

Apple • 29 • 185 lbs • Never married

Lead engineer on the next PowerBook. Seeks intelligent woman who understands why I work until 3 a.m. and still wants to discuss SCSI IDs over dinner.

SWF, 5'7", Palo Alto

Attractive • 27 • Stanford MBA

Seeks smart man who is not overly invested in his work. Must enjoy weekends, conversation, and leaving the office before 8 p.m. Please do not list your stock options in the first message.

SWM, 5'11", Redmond

Microsoft • 31 • 172 lbs

Principal developer on Windows NT. Looking for someone who appreciates the beauty of kernel-level debugging and won't mind that I bring my laptop on dates.

SWF, 5'4", Mountain View

Attractive • 26 • Marketing

Seeking tall, employed, emotionally available man who does not consider “compiling” a social activity. Bonus if you own a car that isn’t a leased company sedan.

SWM, 6'3", Sunnyvale

Sun Microsystems • 28

Network architect. 6'3". Owns actual house. Seeks woman who won’t ask why my living room contains three Sun Ultra workstations and no couch.

SWF, 5'9", Los Altos

Attractive • 24 • Former model

Seeks intelligent partner who can hold a conversation that does not involve Java applets or quarterly earnings. Must own at least one non-black t-shirt.

SWM, 5'10", Menlo Park

Apple • 33 • Recently divorced

Seeks compatible partner who understands that “compatible” means she also runs MacOS 7.6.1 and knows how to recompile the kernel when needed.

SWF, 5'6", San Jose

Attractive • 29 • HR at Oracle

Looking for a man who is smart but not smarter than me at parties. Must be willing to leave work at work and occasionally attend social events without a laptop bag.

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